Bedroom suit. No bed.
Perhaps there are other rooms
Your pine attire will match,
Though do not forget the armoire,
Which for some reason,
Is easier to spell than “suite.”
You might also accessorize
The side tables because they are
Very nice and in good condition.
Your attire will be solid and fashionable,
The pine light and suitable
For wearing in the bedroom
But remember:
There is no bed.
–Shaun Perkins
This poem is based on the following Craig’s List ad:
pine bedroom suit – $250 (beggs)
Date: 2012-12-17, 3:42PM CST
Reply to: see below
Bedroom suit. no bed/
Armoire dresser and two side tables
Very nice. good condition
$250
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