When he was 10 and I was 13,
He pulled out all the stitches
From my baseball glove
And strangled a GI Joe with them
Because I called him a pansy
And a lily-ass and something else
I don’t remember anymore.
The glove was ruined, but
When we were both in our 50’s
We became friends again.
He doesn’t have a computer
And needs to sell his banana.
I wish there was more to this story.
But that’s really all there is to it.
–Shaun Perkins
NOTE: This poem was inspired by the following Craig’s List ad:
Glass Banana – $20 (Tulsa)
Date: 2011-12-27, 2:10PM CST
Reply to: sale-cjdtw-2771106750@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Selling my brothers Beautiful Glass Banana $20 Firm.
Will make a great conversation piece on any table!
Surely, someone out there has a secret desire for a glass banana. Now is their chance!
Your take on this ad is priceless!
How funny! Is it crystal? Will is tell my fortune if I stare into it?