POETIC FORTUNE MACHINE
For the price of a measly quarter, you can have a beautiful poetic fortune–a couplet that will set you on the path to riotuous living and harmony or debauchery and ditch-sleeping, whichever you prefer.
But wait, there’s more . . . if you also want a poetic fortune and cannot come toot sweet to the museum to insert your quarter into the machine, I will gladly do it for you. Send a U.S. dollar bill to my PayPal account (okieload@sstelco.com), and I will put a quarter in the machine for you and then email you a photo of the fortune you get!
THE ALTAR OF ALLITERATION
If you do not like poetry, I will alter that with this altar (grammar lesson on commonly-confused words, free of charge).
Pick a jar from the altar. Each jar includes 5 items that begin with the same letter. Compose a poem or speech, green bean label, or 21st century religious tome with all 5 words in it. Display it for others to experience. You have alliterated, my friend.
–Shaun Perkins
Rural Oklahoma Museum of Poetry 
I’m excited to attend the ROMP celebration Saturday night!
Me, too!!
I would like $5.00 worth please.
poetic fortunes — what fun! I love the ways you celebrate creativity!