Thankity You!

Mmmmm-Spam

Way back in the 80’s, in the time before the interwebs, my college friends and I threw a birthday party for Lloyd, a guy who loved Spam. I’m not kidding: he ate it almost every day, and not because he had to. We made an elaborate Spam boat decorated with marshmallow and cocktail toothpick rigging on a sea of blue-food-coloring-tinged icing. No one could have imagined that the meat product would become one of the most common terms online. Lloyd, did you know?

On any given day, I have 20-30 spam comments on this website. They are almost all from insurance and medical companies. I find some of them poetic. Putting them together is also kind of fun . . . and not as poetic. But you would think I hung the moon just reading this stuff. I mean, I helped someone smash through a wall after all! Thus I give you the spam comment poem of the day, each written exactly as they were in the order they appeared: “Thankity You!”–Shaun

Thankity You!

That’s a knowing answer to a difficult question
Hello,I checked your new stuff
named “Post-ROMP: Poetry Left Behind «
Rural Oklahoma Museum of Poetry”
on a regular basis. Your writing style is witty,
keep up the good work!
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Whoever wrote this, you know
how to make a good article.
No more s***. All posts of this quality from now on
Hello,I read your blogs named
“Post-ROMP: Poetry Left Behind «
Rural Oklahoma Museum of Poetry” like every week.
Your writing style is awesome,
keep up the good work!
And you can look my website about 偷拍.

That’s a smart answer to a difficult question.
Hello,I checked your new stuff named
“Post-ROMP: Poetry Left Behind «
Rural Oklahoma Museum of Poetry”
like every week. Your story-telling style
is spectacular, keep doing
what you`re doing! And you can check
our website about 李宗瑞影片.

Now I know who the brainy one is,
I’ll keep looking for your posts.
These topics are so confusing
but this helped me get the job done.
Your answer lifts the intelligence of the debate.
Just what the doctor ordered, thankity you!

My problem was a wall until I read this,
then I smashed it.
I\’m so glad I found my solution online.
This is an article that makes you think
“never thought of that!”

I agree…here’s a very productive site
everyone should check out
send name ans email…..[address deleted]….
Thank-you.Have a good one
This is a neat summary. Thanks for sharing!
Hahahaha. I’m not too bright today.
Great post!

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