(with apologies to William Carlos Williams)
so much depends
priced firm at three
NOTE: This poem was inspired by (stolen from) the following Craig’s List ad:
Yellow Bath Mat – $3 (Broken Arrow)
Date: 2012-01-05, 8:36AM CST
Reply to: email@example.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
Large Yellow Bath Mat for sale. $3 price is firm. Rubber on bottom.
Email or text 918-five two seven-eight four nine seven. Willing to meet to sell.